Yoga Spam
Superstitious gobbledygook can be found in most, if not all of Christendom; the line bewtween sacred and secular, a thin one. When I sat down to study the bible, I searched for how to lead a God honoring life, and scripture was my plumbline. As a child the rules were simple: don't use the Lord's name in vain, honor your parents, don't steal, and (OMG...) DON'T HAVE SEX. Pretty basic, as you can see, the perfect recipe for Godly living. Enter puberty... The bar for christian boys is pretty low: don't lust, don't fiddle with your twig and berries, and (OMG...) DON'T HAVE SEX, oh... almost forgot... be a leader. Girls, well you are pretty much responsible for causing boys to lust, so: COVER YOUR BOOBIES, make sure your undergarments hide your nippies, nothing says "erotic" more than erect nippies; be soft spoken, long hair is a sign of godliness, dress modestly, don't fiddle with your... never mind... good christian girls don't masturb...